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~ Monday, April 6 ~
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iammattjordan:

lamebot:
Took this of Bayside, one of the ones I actually like… this is going to take a long time to go through.
I got to get an SLR.

SLRs cost a lot of money. You know how you get money? You work. At a job. Usually you attend some sort of college or university beforehand. You do not, however, get money by sitting at your fucking computer all day chatting with girls from Tumblr.

iammattjordan:

lamebot:

Took this of Bayside, one of the ones I actually like… this is going to take a long time to go through.

I got to get an SLR.

SLRs cost a lot of money. You know how you get money? You work. At a job. Usually you attend some sort of college or university beforehand. You do not, however, get money by sitting at your fucking computer all day chatting with girls from Tumblr.


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~ Sunday, April 5 ~
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lamebot:

matt, just post a tumblr question asking people’s reviews on the phone, i bet you’ll get a lot of good answers. :D

i have only had mine for like a day, i can’t give you a good review. :P

People who use tumblr as their own personal email or IM account: shut the fuck up.


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pie0verflow

pie0:

I started pie0verflow last week to lessen my density of posts. I already have a ton of followers on that but I have noticed I would like to be using it more. I think as I get more followers there, you’ll see less reblogs here and more over there.

Would it also take care of how FUCKING CREEPY you are?

Is there a single girl on tumblr who you haven’t managed to completely creep out yet?

You also run hot toddy and smile friday, which to be honest, is just another avenue for you to let out your creepiness.

Protip for girls: Block him on AIM. You’ll thank us later.


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~ Saturday, April 4 ~
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My friend Nick and I have decided

joshawesome:

that we love the single life. Here is why:

  • We are gentleman so we pay for most dates. If we’re single and not dating, we can save a shitload of money. This also takes into account that the kind of women we usually are interested in don’t exist in our area. Fucking hicks man. So, with that, we would save money by not having to travel.
  • Mind games. We’ve both been fucked over and we’re kind of sick of it. Yes, I know guys can play mind games too but we’re not the types of guys who do that.
  • No chance of STD’s. This is a definite plus.

We have also decided that if we’re ………….

…………because I’m a nice guy and we finish last or some shit, I’m just saying that I’m decent and I’m worth the effort too.

That is all.

JESUS FUCK. YOU ARE NOT A GUY. GET A FUCKING GRIP.


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